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FELicia and meng fong


ok. why is the title a name?

she is a she. is my roomate. n she is...... different. haha..

bio. profile~ 17. cute. bubbly. comical. hilariously funny. looks like jeannie liew only chubbier n cuter n taller n minus the designer's clothes. vvv lovable.


ok.

fact #1. me n audrey can never be able to catch her words.. or get her to catch our words properly.. like..the turtles n rats issue...haha.
okok.. since we r going into issues..issue 1-both of us bathing next doors... i was asking her.."are u still bathing?" n she launched into a whole crap of guys n sex n watzits... n i got so blur i asked her wat did i asked her.. n she replied "i tot u said 'are u still DATING?' " lord help me...
issue 2- i was complaining the room is dirty n we need a broom..n she agrees with such ferouciousness that she claimed that she's afraid there will be turtles n rats in the room. audrey n me were like...yealo yealo..then.............???? turtles n rats??
which ended up..she said... dirts n hairs..not turtles n rats.
issue 3- i was telling her to update herself on the mmu bulletin board as theres stuffs bout japanese classes.. then i sent her a link for FCM students.. asking her if she wanna join the course..n it set her off talking bout her brother jbeing the secretary in japanese club..

aih...the course i m talking about is film n animation..not japanese...............................

fact #2. everytime she smile..she would get me off laughing..n the way i laugh would set audrey off laughing too. n then she would smile her alien smile..hahhahaha
issue 1- we were playing cards... BIG TWO..hehe.. n she can't stop winning... n she keeps laughing n smiling after winning..n when she had cards..she would smile..showing her white teeth comically but unintentionally n it would set me n audrey off in laughing fits.

fact #3. she CLAIMS that she can predict. she says that if u add all ur bday numbers together... like for me.. 6 jan 1986.. would be 6+1+1+9+8+6 =31 , 3+1 =4... she says that if the final number is 2, u had the POWER to forsee the future for others.. n there was a time when she predicted my love life with playing cards...which i did not take seriously... n ended up lots of laughter n fits of insanity....hahahahaha... me n audrey would always look at each other as if saying "real onot orh?"
issue 1-we were bored...me n fel are waiting to go home..n she take out her cards n wanna predict my love life..u see.. she can only dictate out as in " there will be a tall, dark n fat guy whom will love u.. n an old oversized old man who bla bla... "
so. prediction number one goes " you love your ex.. but then theres one tall dark guy who will go after u.. then got one fair n fat guy "after-ing" u also.. n ur ex.. will have one fat n dark girl love him n a slim fair girl like him also..but not as much as the fat n dark one.. um.. one of ur ex's friends like u.. n he got jealous.. but actually u n ur ex break up because of an oversized old man... n theres a girl who like you.......................................................????????

apa ini?n i reshuffle the cards.. n she repeat all the mambo jumbo..but with more accuracy..so ignore the first one.

issue 2-early one morning, i was so eager to go to the digital library .fel was there too..n i was so caught up in a book that i was almost late for my class...then after that, i just had my breakfast with me friends.. n was walking with them to the lecture hall.. when my hp keep ringing..n its fel's sms.. telling me to stop reading the book in the library n come to the lecture hall for classes.

ish. she thought i m reading in the library.. haha

fact #4. she also CLAIMS that she knows a alien hybrid. ok..prediction is ok.but this is way. too much. too much. hell. she claims that this alien hybrid came from a different galaxy(me n audrey started looking at each other.. me up in the upper deck lookin down at her...) n somehow.. this hybrid has MSN MESSENGER!!!!???? n after those numerous questions that me n audrey asked in extreme tones, she claims that the hybrid could answer all sorts of questions in a short amount of time..

ok. so. audrey asked her for her msn ID. sanniceto@hotmail.com.
she isn't online yet. ..but when she is.... muahahaha..

n she launched into a story which the hybrid told her... regarding the hatred of human n the cruelty of human... etc etc.. n how it is better in other galaxy...bla bla...haha


fact #5. she sleeps the latest... no. actually she goes to bed early.but she sleeps the latest...cuz she always go down int he middle of the night to meet her friends.. n she wakes up the EARLIEST!!!! god.. n wakes both of us up by the door opening... and all..n after washing up.. she would sit on her bed quietly doing nothing in the dark while both of us TRIES to continue being or pretending to be asleep. n then when both of us gave up trying to go back to sleep..we started yelling at her awakeness....argh.

fact #6. she eats the fastest. me n audrey are not even quarter way thru. she's done. n i think some of u know how fast i eat when i m famished.....she can even beat that speed...with grace n elegance...hahahaha..




so u all guess it. i can't stop laughing when she's around... audrey will agree with me on this.
u don't meet this kinda people everyday..... who wanna meet her tell me..haha.. i'll be vvvvv happy to intro her...

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