..wtf did i do wrong..
or m i by default nonexistent
or by default invisible
not to be taken into consideration.
download them here..
list of songs..
01 Happy Together
02 All Right Now
04 Eleanor Rigby
05 Day Tripper
06 Billie Jean
07 Little Sparrow
09 Always be my Baby
10 Music of the Night
11 I'm Alive
12 All I really need is You
13 Hungry like the wolf
14 Baba o'riley
15 the first time ever I saw your Face
16 Dare you to Move
17 I don't wanna miss a thing
18 I Still Havent Found what i am looking for
19 Dream Big
20 The World I know
21 Time of my Life
thank me somewhere. hmm
i'll paint all my notes
and as my fingers fall on your skin,
i'll play a melody that only we can understand
i'll explore all the secret areas of you,
just like how i explore the treble strings of a baby grand.
i'll strum and hit, pull and strike
take u to a crescendo.
then i'll just let my fingers drop
i'll curtsy like a lady
and i will leave.
as i leave, i can still hear the low decibels of the piano's echo hum
from Weber i will move on to an E'rard..
who will be next.
to see me sway my head and body to a cantabile lilt
or to fall in pesante
and as the years lament by,
i will live on the satisfaction
that they will never find another.
so when i saw the poster in MMU today ( how weird, LKW actually advertises in MMU, i thought that we are arch rivals??..there are no difference between lkw n mmu except that you BUY a degree in lkw but u STUDIED for a degree in mmu. ) i was excited..
n i headed to lkw.. in high hopes.
well in the poster, as u can see.. there are no admission fee.. but sadly there is.. not that i would not pay for it gladly but at least have the decency to put it in the poster.
we bought our tickets for RM 15... n a photo of harith was in the tix.. they did not even create his matte properly.. there are jagged pixels of the background around his silhouette. i wonder if they did it on purpose or if they are just plain lazy. hmm
when we went in, a band called "sorry" was performing. they are better than the band that performed in my prom night.
the dude uses a tablet while he half sang/half mix/half play tunes on the laptop, accompanied by a bass electric and another mixer.
then the emcee came in.. intro intro... n to my surprise.. she started the opening act by bring in andrew netto..
look! its him again.
n the same jokes again.. plus n minus a lil compared to the opening act he did in bar savanh to.. no time to write up new materials maybe.. or the event wasn't worth the effort. ahem
after the appetizer, he brought out the main dish..harith iskander
man he is good... he has good improv skills.. his impersonations does not cause people to cringe (despite his size..) in fact, they pass off as funny and adorable even.
now here is a man who is both bald n fat but has a confidence to match brad pitt.
hmm.. one of his topics is about malaysia..
n he started off with ' i love malaysia.. i love being malaysian'
then goes in to a few fillers tembaking and kutuking malaysians
he puts in another ' but malaysia is the best.. i love malaysia..'
why. ... cuz there's a video camera video taping.
but i doubt he will say he hates malaysia even when there is no camera.
the publicity for this event is terrible.. sorta.. only one third of the floor was filled..
what a waste...
9:09 PM OMG
9:09 PM THE GUY ON UR BLOG IS GAVIN YAP OK!!!
9:09 PM FUUUUUCK!!!
9:09 PM U SAW HIM!!!
9:09 PM UP CLOSE!
9:09 PM he sat next to me
9:09 PM ...n i used his ash tray
9:09 PM n i heard him laugh
9:09 PM *evil... *
9:10 PM u cant get near him
9:10 PM he is mine
9:10 PM N I IGNORED HIM
9:10 PM OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!
9:10 PM OMG U ONLY KNEW HIM YESTERDAY OK!
9:11 PM NO I KNEW HIM FROM MY DREAMS OK
9:11 PM SHIT I FOUND OUT ABOUT HIM 3 YEARS AGO ADEE
9:11 PM SO??
9:11 PM eh
9:11 PM HE WANTS ME OK
9:11 PM he quit acting adee
9:11 PM now only directs
9:11 PM PUI!
9:11 PM YOU THINK HE WANTS YOU AH
9:11 PM LETS SETTLE THIS IN OLDTOWN
9:11 PM COME LA WE BITCH FIGHT
9:11 PM WTF
9:11 PM kla kla hes all urs
9:11 PM i dowan to accidentally yank ur fake boob off and cause u an embarassment
9:12 PM ho ho
9:12 PM MY FAKE BOOB
9:12 PM REAL ONE OK
9:12 PM MY SUPERB BOOBS ATTRACTED HIM YESTERDAY OK
9:12 PM MAI EYELASH LOOOOR
9:12 PM =))
9:12 PM GRR *nothing to say to defend *
Alot has happened since the last time i typed anything coherently understandable in this blog.
and i no longer care about how others judge me or my decisions.. i agree its not easy to be me..and i hate myself to the max but i don't wanna be you. either. :)
so.. well well well...
here are the photos of Ah b's birthday celebration...
We went to one of the japanese restaurants in Gardens.. next to Mid Valley..
The food was expensive but exquisite... yum yum
look! there is a blue pouch for ice... to keep the sake warm!! how kangaroo-like
pour it babe
*clink* happy birthday
calamari rings.. salty... crunchy .. moderate appetizer
Sashimi.. look at the biiggg ass scallop on the oyster shell.
enjoying the raw fineries in life
can't believe he has a neck now
Charcoal stone grilled wahyu beef
mushrooms wrapped in a concoction of foie gras+unagi+salmon
grilled wahyu beef
tuna belly.. grilled. hard. not nice .. bluegh. it is harder than my teeth.
yesterday i went to jj and rudi's talk show.. thinking that it will be in some lame ass venue.. with no alcohol.. ( too traumatized by sean kingston's event already..) but to my dearest surprise.. it was held in bar savanh too.. in mont kiara.. with alcohol.. 2 tables away from the stage.. and PLENTY of celebrities... *swoons* *swoons* *swoons again * * and again *
* and again*
collecting our tickets for the show
bar savanh too
me and ah b
ah b trying blue lagoon.. ( he is thinking " this tastes like medicine")
gerard, jared, ah b n unknown fella.. half futsal mates/half hitz fm troopers
iguana, alvin the chipmunk, napoleon dynamite and chinese warrior
at this point.. look at the dude behind me.. a UBER HANDSOME GUY WAS NEXT TO ME...
n now that i have CIA and FBI researched him, i found out that he is.. gavin yap.. malaysia's theater king... aih.. WHY DIDNT I APPROACH HIM FOR A PHOTOGRAPH!!!!!! I BET I BET.. ok i should calm down now..
thats him.. ... sigh. .. handsome.. n i felt like a broomstick next to him. *wipes sweat*
our very first opening act... zack.. hmm..mediocre performance.. not boring.. but he is no chris rock.. or peter russell...
harith iskandar again..
adam c from hitz.fm
zack playing with nipples.. they are allowed to say fuck and shit and boobs and dick.
wow. its a change.
zack panting after a few acting.. hmm.. he was like sweating.. n trying to catch his breath while trying to crack a joke. not. funny.
andrew. now he is good. damn good. blardy good.
one of malaysia's professional stand up comedian.. really cool dude..
but why the sunglasses?? do u have the sun following you from day INTO the night.
but its all forgivable since you made me laugh so hard...:)
jj... apart from the fact that he started his performance with 'i am so nervous .. i dunno what to do.. i am not funny.. i placed people in the crowd to laugh in case i have got cold response' i guess.. jj is pretty....... potong stim.
and also apart from the fact that he took jokes off the internet... remember the 'ken lee' music audition .. the dunno which country idol.. claiming that its english.. n she went like 'ken leeeee...dibo dibodibo douchu'... (she is actually singing mariah carey's without you)..
... jj is pretty.. lame
rudi came to save the day. BUT, he also started the show with a figurative telling of 'oh i m star trek's captain.. n u guys are the passengers asking me to save yall but all i could think off is 'can i go home'? n he mimicks running away. .. hmm. you judge.
apart from his play cute/play angry/play macho expressions.. rudi.. is nothing...
n he tried to save the day again with his guitar.. while lamenting bout the fact that his father is in the crowd every 5 minutes.. but after he waves like a boy to his dad, he cracks some sex joke.
now he is gonna sing a song bout boobies. so kill me.
but. the crowd was supportive enough.. to laugh.. n encourage the 2 lovable djs... from malaysias top radio station... nevertheless.. all of us is slowly wishing they would leave.
finally the duo together. looks like they need to work together.
n did they save the day?
nope not really.. cuz they are missing the main ingredient...
they are missing the 'laugh' and 'clap' and ' woooahhh' buttons on their dj table in hitz. they could just click a button and a recorded laugh or audience clap will be broadcasted. sorry bros.. not tonight. not here.
they were boring. but they werent torturous.
they missed one more ingredient too.. audience interactivity. looks like only jj + rudi + audience = comedy
too late. i supposed.
nice try though....
n that concludes my review of JJ and rudi's stand up comedy last night